Summer days are here and the need to tone up and go down a size or two, is on many peoples’ mind, so we turn to find apparel we can squeeze our frames into, to exercise.
The quandary is: which product name do I trust? Some I have never even heard of! Why is that I wonder?
http://www.lessbounce.com/brands.aspx regales the most variety. This name is clear, sharp and descriptive. I’m told the product delivers exactly what the domain name depicts – less bounce. I must admit I was informed by a friend to buy ‘minimal bounce’ products. It is interesting how shoppers mix up the effect the product has for them and engrave that on their memory instead of the product or company name.
‘Bodyglide’, ah, another straight, short,simple and descriptive name. One that implies sleekness, gliding through the water or sprinting through wind, perhaps?
Now this one did not have the same appeal to me being a cynic and ever (!) so slightly over-weight. - “GlamorizeSport”. Glamorize fat and bulges – doesn’t work for me. However, that is not to say the product is not brilliant, I am only referring to the name.
“ElomiEnergize” – for the fuller figure.
Now here we have a name that will be pronounced differently in Europe to USA. Do you say El-oh -mé or El-o-mi even e-loh-me? It so important when naming a product or company to say it out aloud as many times as possible and ask random people to read it and read it out again aloud. You will see how it changes. How people hear the word , how it sounds different telephonically, is how they will write it down, correctly or incorrectly. If it is the latter, will they find the product/company when they search for it online.
A very difficult product name that I am struggling to swish my tongue around, bearing in mind I speak several different languages, is ThuasneSport. Thu-as-ney or is it Thu-as.né maybe even Thu-as-na or Thu-a-ss-na? There is another factor in play as I’ve been so distracted by this name on how to pronounce it I cannot recall one image of their products. Now that is bad!
Freya Active Tankini. While I was pondering this name my son lent over my shoulder “Oh yes! The Nordic goddess – daughter of Thor – the god of thunder and lightning.” Guess I need say no more about that brand name.

The Nordic goddess
Yet the bottom line remains amongst my quandary: How much can I squeeze into two cups?